My New Hobby: Responding To “Link Buyers”

It’s a good opportunity to do some free form writing, like bad college poetry.

32 responses to “My New Hobby: Responding To “Link Buyers””

  1. Haha ohw this was fun!..

    so how much is it ? ;)
    (You should have copied the emails.. so they got their links) :D

  2. sridarshan says:

    Must have been really fun to you :)
    “like kfc sells motherfucking chicken” ROFL

  3. Adam says:

    Ha ha brilliant!

  4. Josh says:

    Ha ha good one Chris, seriously LOL

  5. Something tells me you read Something Awful…

  6. Tyler says:

    Hahahah, nice! Well-deserved.

  7. Eric Martin says:

    How about creating a response generator for all of us to create such wonderful responses!

    http://iselllinkslikekfc.com/ is available!

    :D

  8. Joshua Rapp says:

    Absolutely Hilarious. Made my Morning…

  9. Lisa says:

    Thanks for the laugh on a Saturday morning!

    “Croner to be delivered by Medivac on Thirty Thursday”

    Brilliant – you’ve inspired me haha

  10. Tom Walters says:

    Love it! Although personally I set up a loop in PHP to run 20,000 times and then stick a mail function in to send NO! back as many times.

    When Firefox crashes, I know I’ve done enough :)

  11. Truer words have never been spoken:

    ITS ALL ABOUT SYSTEMS ENGINEERING OPTOMOCKOLOGY MOTHERBLIZZARD

    (exclamation implied)

  12. Samir says:

    ROFL!!! Funnily inspiring…

  13. Tal says:

    Five million dollars per second in diamonds? Who do your links think they are? Colenel Sanders?

    Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, Beans don’t burn on the grill.

    Listen to me know and hear me later, your tricks are not CSS.

    I’m being super cereal.

  14. Trent Walton says:

    Now we need to auto-tune remix these replies!

  15. Miles Harrison says:

    Too funny. Were you drunk, channeling a dead spammer, speaking in Spamtonese, or all 3?

  16. Justin says:

    Hahaha, This made my day. :)

  17. Aric says:

    Truly awesome. Better than a cup of coffee.

  18. This is epic. I should try answering some of my emails like this!

  19. Dude, you are an inspiration…..

  20. Ok, now I have to go and spam my spammers. This looks like some serious fun. 5 million dollars per second?? HOLY HELL! You have to be making bank with that! I’m sorry to say I cannot afford to put 5 links on your site. Damn…

  21. jeff campana says:

    mmmmm bad college poetry.

    Time to put on some Mark Di Gli Antony, grab a wine glass, some cardboard, and dust off the ole typewriter.

  22. MY INTEREST PLAYS GAMES WITH SLIPPERY SHEEP FLESH

    LMAO

  23. Eugen Rochko says:

    Actually the 3rd e-mailer seemed to be a normal advertiser. You do sell BSA ads on CSS-Tricks after all.

  24. Shawn says:

    Personally, I require a valid mailing address when forms are submitted through my site.

    That way I can send a box containing a small army of rabid finger monkeys to attack them.

    But your way might work too, I suppose.

  25. Tony says:

    You have to much time on your hands…

  26. Scott says:

    HI HA AH

    THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY AND MY SICKEND GRANDPA FROM JORADIO NEED OUR HELP! WILL YOU THINK OF LINKING YOUR NICELY WEBMASTERD SITE TO MINE TO HELP HIM WITH HIS NEW BUSINESS PLANS. MINE SITES IS ihatefuckingspamlinks.jp.ass.ho.les.com.cc

  27. lol, and I really did laugh out loud on some of them

  28. Anthony says:

    Thanks man, nothing like starting the day with a good laugh.

  29. Alyssa says:

    hahahahaha oh this made my day :)

  30. Damn …

    I wish I knew that you sold links …

    I might have sent ‘warm regards’ too …

    :-O

  31. Justin says:

    Awesome! I like the donkeys walking backwards.

  32. James George says:

    LOL, OMFG, Chris, you are absolutely hilarious! The KFC chicken joke was so funny. I must have laughed for 10 minutes when I read that. I actually seriously almost choked on my coffee! LOL you have SOOO been bookmarked. I will be visiting daily.

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