It’s a good opportunity to do some free form writing, like bad college poetry.
Thoughts?
Email me or comment below.
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It’s a good opportunity to do some free form writing, like bad college poetry.
Haha ohw this was fun!..
so how much is it ? ;)
(You should have copied the emails.. so they got their links) :D
Must have been really fun to you :)
“like kfc sells motherfucking chicken” ROFL
Ha ha brilliant!
Ha ha good one Chris, seriously LOL
Something tells me you read Something Awful…
Hahahah, nice! Well-deserved.
How about creating a response generator for all of us to create such wonderful responses!
http://iselllinkslikekfc.com/ is available!
:D
Absolutely Hilarious. Made my Morning…
Thanks for the laugh on a Saturday morning!
“Croner to be delivered by Medivac on Thirty Thursday”
Brilliant – you’ve inspired me haha
Love it! Although personally I set up a loop in PHP to run 20,000 times and then stick a mail function in to send NO! back as many times.
When Firefox crashes, I know I’ve done enough :)
Truer words have never been spoken:
ITS ALL ABOUT SYSTEMS ENGINEERING OPTOMOCKOLOGY MOTHERBLIZZARD
(exclamation implied)
ROFL!!! Funnily inspiring…
Five million dollars per second in diamonds? Who do your links think they are? Colenel Sanders?
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen, Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Listen to me know and hear me later, your tricks are not CSS.
I’m being super cereal.
Now we need to auto-tune remix these replies!
Too funny. Were you drunk, channeling a dead spammer, speaking in Spamtonese, or all 3?
Hahaha, This made my day. :)
Truly awesome. Better than a cup of coffee.
This is epic. I should try answering some of my emails like this!
Dude, you are an inspiration…..
Ok, now I have to go and spam my spammers. This looks like some serious fun. 5 million dollars per second?? HOLY HELL! You have to be making bank with that! I’m sorry to say I cannot afford to put 5 links on your site. Damn…
mmmmm bad college poetry.
Time to put on some Mark Di Gli Antony, grab a wine glass, some cardboard, and dust off the ole typewriter.
MY INTEREST PLAYS GAMES WITH SLIPPERY SHEEP FLESH
LMAO
Actually the 3rd e-mailer seemed to be a normal advertiser. You do sell BSA ads on CSS-Tricks after all.
Personally, I require a valid mailing address when forms are submitted through my site.
That way I can send a box containing a small army of rabid finger monkeys to attack them.
But your way might work too, I suppose.
You have to much time on your hands…
HI HA AH
THAT WAS SUPER FUNNY AND MY SICKEND GRANDPA FROM JORADIO NEED OUR HELP! WILL YOU THINK OF LINKING YOUR NICELY WEBMASTERD SITE TO MINE TO HELP HIM WITH HIS NEW BUSINESS PLANS. MINE SITES IS ihatefuckingspamlinks.jp.ass.ho.les.com.cc
lol, and I really did laugh out loud on some of them
Thanks man, nothing like starting the day with a good laugh.
hahahahaha oh this made my day :)
Damn …
I wish I knew that you sold links …
I might have sent ‘warm regards’ too …
:-O
Awesome! I like the donkeys walking backwards.
LOL, OMFG, Chris, you are absolutely hilarious! The KFC chicken joke was so funny. I must have laughed for 10 minutes when I read that. I actually seriously almost choked on my coffee! LOL you have SOOO been bookmarked. I will be visiting daily.