Friday, April 28th, 2006
A recent article on BBC News reports that scientists have developed a method of creating “super-nutritious but flatulence-free beans”.
Beans are a cheap and key source of nutrition especially in the developing world, but many people are thought to be put off by anti-social side-effects.
That puts a funny/tragic picture in my mind of one of those people living next to a dirty river in a little shack made out of trash with flies buzzing around their head refusing to eat beans because it will make them fart.
<ol> <li>Black</li> <li>Kidney</li> <li>Green</li> <li>Baked</li> <li>Jelly</li> <li>Magical</li> </ol>
Wednesday, April 19th, 2006
The highly anticipated debut of TomKat’s baby finally took place last night. There was few controversial media frenzies during the pregnancy. One involving Cruise requiring Katie (as well as all the doctors and nurses) to be silent during the delivery and another when Cruise told GQ he we be eating the placenta. Of course, both of these things made we want to punch him even harder than after I watched Vanilla Sky.
They named the child Suri, which means “pickpocket” in Japanese and “I’m so deep and fucking cultural you’ll never understand me” in Hollynglish.
<ol> <li>Thomas Cruise Mapother V</li> <li>Mission Impossibilly</li> <li>Scientommy</li> <li>Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell II</li> <li>Moon Unit</li> <li>Little Ricky 2</li> <li>This One Isa Not Adopted</li> </ol>
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
Jim Diamond, the sound mixer from the 2000 White Stripes album “De Stijl”, is suing the White Stripes. He says he deserves a portion of the royalties from the album since he helped developed the bands “signature sound”.
I was aware of the importance of sound mixers. They certainly have a lot to do with the quality of a recording and therefore it’s success. But to claim you are owed royalties because you helped create their sound? Preposterous. Especially when we are talking about a band that has enjoyed successful live shows well before and after this album, completely without this joker. Besides, I would think people working on big commercial recordings like this are well aware of their involvement and what their compensation will be.
This would be a bad precedent to set for bands worldwide.
<ol> <li>Their fans, since they helped create their "signature look"</li> <li>The UN, for having any Army with seven nations</li> <li>Dodge, for selling a Neon with white stripes on it</li> <li>You, for not ringing their doorbell</li> </ol>
Tuesday, April 18th, 2006
A Louisiana newspaper is reporting that a man all goofed up on PCP and coke was walking down the street in his underware, covered in blood. When the dog he was carrying (and talking to) was examined, they found the ear all mangled and eaten. Surgeons were able to fix the dog up and even out the ears. The man is being prosecuted to the fullest, without possibility of probation, for animal torture.
Sometimes drugs make me hungry too.
<ol> <li><a href="http://activitiesandconsumption.blogspot.com/2006/04/unicorn-pancakes.html#links">Unicorn Pancakes</a></li> <li>Microwaved Carl Budding Beef Slices</li> <li>Fajitas</li> <li>Funyuns</li> <li>Grilled Cheese Sandwich</li> <li>Tomato Soup</li> <li>Braised Vegetables Over Rice with Dog</li> </ol>
Thursday, April 13th, 2006
By the end of this year, the Air Force plans to conduct a first, fully loaded test flight of its Airborne Laser, a jumbo jet packed with gear designed to shoot down enemy missiles half a world away, at the speed of light. The ABL also packs a megawatt-class punch–it’s not exactly your garden-variety laser pointer.
<ol> <li>My Forearms</li> <li>The Hood of My Car</li> <li>The Peephole in My Front Door</li> </ol>
Monday, April 10th, 2006
According to KTVU.com, a huge block of ice fell from the sky leaving a 3-foot hole in the ground on Sunday.
“It was totally amazing. … I saw this flash, like a streak. Then I saw this explosion, like a big boom! I came over and it (the field) was all covered with ice. Some were this big,” Purat said, making a head-size circle with his two hands.
<h3>What might this huge block of ice falling from the sky signify?</h3> <ol> <li>Heaven freezing over</li> <li>Norse Mythology based Sci-Fi Original "Dark Kingdom" is so lame that Skadi, the Norse Goddess of Winter, is aiming to punish</li> <li>Cloud finally passed that kidney stone</li> <li>Young Wizard breaking important Wizard Non-Practice law</li> <li>Impending Apocalypse</li> <li>Nothing</li> </ol>
Friday, April 7th, 2006
A Bengal tiger attacked and killed its owner at a former animal breeding business, the latest in a series of recent maulings involving captive exotic animals in the state….A 10-year-old boy was left partially paralyzed last summer after being attacked by a lion and tiger at a Little Falls residence. Last April, four tigers attacked and wounded a 37-year-old woman in southeastern Minnesota.
That’s a pretty crazy killing spree.
<h3>Why are tigers so violent in Minnestoa?</h3> <ol> <li>Sick of people talking about the parking problem at the Mall of America</li> <li>Weather not quite as balmy as Southern India</li> <li>Being a prisoner just isn't their thing</li> <li>Disappointed that Midwestern Courtesty doesn't apply to tigers</li> <li>Unleashing revenge on the people for electing Jesse Ventura</li> <li>Hungry</li> </ol>