Glasses

How it started:

you ever get to your mid fourties and have your eyesight drop off a friggin cliff

— Chris Coyier (@chriscoyier.net) 2026-08-01T22:55:16.944Z

How it’s going:

A man with a bald head and glasses, wearing a light-colored sweatshirt, standing in a well-lit interior space with stairs in the background.

This is my prescription:

A medical document from Bend Ophthalmology detailing an eye examination for a patient named Chris Coyier, including examination dates, provider information, and visual acuity measurements.

I think it means nearsightedness. I’m mostly fine with close-up objects (like my phone/computer), but things 10+ feet away are blurry. The glasses help! Nice for driving and being inside large buildings.

As my vision got worse, I honestly thought I just had watery eyes a lot, and that caused the blur.

I got prescription sunglasses, too. I got a buy-two discount from Warby Parker, where I went in person to pick out glasses, plus my insurance covered part of it. It was a fairly nice experience, and the glasses arrived relatively quickly. I already want to buy an alternate pair just for styling options.

I’m trying to ride the big change to my face with an attitude change too, leaning into the “personality-free dad in the school drop-off line” I was born to be. OK, I’m off to make banal comments about newspaper headlines over white toast.

6 responses to “Glasses”

  1. Looking good Chris. Welcome to the nearsighted party. I got hit with that little treat very early. (14 years old)

  2. Alex Riviere says:

    a couple of years after i moved from theatre to software development, I was having headaches daily, and issues with reading. My wife asked “when was the last time you got your eyes checked?”

    Anyway, I’ve only had glasses for about 7 years? life changing.

  3. Stephen G says:

    I kept increasing my terminal font until I tried to do a soldering project and realized I couldn't see a thing

    turned out I needed bifocals. oof

    good luck :)

  4. Dave Rupert says:

    As a fellow “personality-free dad in the school drop-off line”, welcome to the club.

  5. Aren’t you worried that if you post your prescription online someone could steal your eyeballs!?

  6. Welcome to the glasses club! I’m super nearsighted myself. Been wearing glasses since I was like 8.

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