More Colorful Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Some A+ journalism from Anne Dingus [sic] in TexasMonthly in… 1994. I think it’s smart for long-standing publications to make sure their old gold is properly published online.

The clear winners:

  • I could sit still for that.
  • Confused as a goat on AstroTurf.
  • He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone.
  • Brave as the first man who ate an oyster.
  • Busy as a funeral home fan in July.
  • Cold as a well-digger’s knee.
  • Never sign nothing by neon.

There was some fine ones in The Fox and the Hound 2 also.



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