More Colorful Texas Sayings Than You Can Shake a Stick At

Some A+ journalism from Anne Dingus [sic] in TexasMonthly in… 1994. I think it’s smart for long-standing publications to make sure their old gold is properly published online.

The clear winners:

• I could sit still for that.
• Confused as a goat on AstroTurf.
• He’s so honest you could shoot craps with him over the phone.
• Brave as the first man who ate an oyster.
• Busy as a funeral home fan in July.
• Cold as a well-digger’s knee.
• Never sign nothing by neon.

There was some fine ones in The Fox and the Hound 2 also.