Fast Booze

First I missed this incredible creation:

Photo of glass of wine, chalupa, and bottle of Jalepeno Noir in a dark glass bottle.

Then I missed this damn masterpiece:

Screenshot of website for Arby's Vodka. Two bottles of the two flavors: Crinkle Fry, and Curly Fry, the bottles have large photos of each type of fry and a white arbys hat logo.

What do I gotta do around here for a Mcdonald’s Lager or a Chipotle Mesquite Tequila? Oh well, at least I have a Gweneth Paltrow vagina candle, which is basically my retirement plan.

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