Scratched DVD

Reasons that DVD is scratched:

1. Were trying to wipe off the grease
2. Lent it to Edward Scissorhands
3. Push Pin and DVD closer than pen and paper
4. Did a tour of your car’s passenger side floor
5. The last person who Netflix’d it was a sadistic bastard
6. Used it as emergency ice-scraper
7. It scratched your back, so you scratched it’s
8. Research paper on DVD archiveablility too broad, were just trying to scratch the surface