Scratched DVD

Reasons that DVD is scratched:

  1. Were trying to wipe off the grease
  2. Lent it to Edward Scissorhands
  3. Push Pin and DVD closer than pen and paper
  4. Did a tour of your car’s passenger side floor
  5. The last person who Netflix’d it was a sadistic bastard
  6. Used it as emergency ice-scraper
  7. It scratched your back, so you scratched it’s
  8. Research paper on DVD archiveablility too broad, were just trying to scratch the surface

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