Hillbilly Similies

Priceless Hillbilly Similies:

1. Houseboat no porch like pancakes no syrup
2. Man no gun like pork-a-pine no spikes
3. Music no banjo like painting no paint
4. Man no legs like truck no wheels
5. Woman no pregnant like a bank no money
6. Brother’s son’s cousin like a son’s grandpa’s niece