Super Terrorist Sisters
A couple of girls from Portage county in Ohio are facing criminal charges for making super mario brothers question-mark cubes out of cardboard and printed wrapping paper and hanging them around town. These super-cute ornaments “scared the dickins” out of the community, who thought them to be bombs. Even police chief Randall McCoy said they “could be deadly”. I guess these girls might need to use one of their extra lives.
Here are some other things we should criminalize children for:
- Making popcorn streamers
- Playing Capture the Flag
- Helping old ladies cross the street
- Rollerskating to school
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