Things I would pay $100 for

Look at that Mo-Fo. This isn’t a one-time deal either, you can get one at Moma Lena’s pizza in PA for a hundred bucks any day of the week. Believe-you-me, I’d order the shit out of that pizza tonight if it was around here.

Here are some other things I would pay $100 for:

1. A hamburger the size of my coffee table
2. A gyro the size of my lawnmower
3. A blueberry pie the size of your mom