Vending Machines

Maybe someday.

10 Things I Wish I Could Buy Out Of A Vending Machine:

<ol>

    <li>Cocktails</li>
    <li>Boxer-Briefs</li>
    <li>Crack</li>
    <li>Smack</li>
    <li>Ink Cartridges</li>
    <li>Respect</li>
    <li>Haggis</li>
    <li>Strawberry Fuck Your Mother*</li>
    <li>Love</li>
    <li>Revenge</li>

</ol>

Commonly known as discontinued Fruitopia Strawberry Passion Awareness.