It’s always something, isn’t it?
Here are some things it could be:
- Just when you thought Winter’s grasp was loosening, you wake up to a 4-foot snow drift on your door step
- You met her, talked to her, got her all the way back to your house, but you just couldn’t seal the deal, could you? You pussy.
- Deal went down (Never should have let it)
- Murder investigators find eyelash you left behind, threatening your life long goal of space travel
- Entire body mass slowly losing moisture, which pools on top of you (sour cream only)