The Following Statements Are Facts: Part Duex

Just so you know.

1. Clowns can be scary, annoying, or awkward, but never funny
2. No matter how old you get, your body hair is still your responsibility and if you choose to get naked in public facilities, it should be properly managed
3. The Confederate flag was never the Confederate flag
4. The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is a terrible bar song
5. If you practiced throwing a penny into a bucket ten feet away 3 times a day for 25 years you would be very good at it. If you pee into a toilet zero feet away 3 times a day for 25 years you still sometimes pee all over the seat