( outraged scream )
Fricking Fracking Razzle Tazzle. It’s always something isn’t it?
Here are 10 things it could be:
- Even the T1 at work is too suck-slow for doing your taxes.
- Found human ear in walk through industrial park.
- Upon launching personal investigation, got sucked into bizarre love triangle involving huffing helium, punching, and gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’.
- Last time gave blood got big bruise, have to give blood at 1:10pm today.
- Only the second day in to the worst of all months.
- Chili too thick.
- Old partner, now working for a different department, needs bailing out AGAIN.
- Running for dear life from closing-fast cheetah (Gazelles only).
- Do-It-Yourself Lemon/Lime Vodka way too nut-clenchingly sour.
- Scared of own inevitable death.