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( outraged scream )

Fricking Fracking Razzle Tazzle. It’s always something isn’t it?

Here are 10 things it could be:

  1. Even the T1 at work is too suck-slow for doing your taxes.
  2. Found human ear in walk through industrial park.
  3. Upon launching personal investigation, got sucked into bizarre love triangle involving huffing helium, punching, and gratuitous use of the word ‘fuck’.
  4. Last time gave blood got big bruise, have to give blood at 1:10pm today.
  5. Only the second day in to the worst of all months.
  6. Chili too thick.
  7. Old partner, now working for a different department, needs bailing out AGAIN.
  8. Running for dear life from closing-fast cheetah (Gazelles only).
  9. Do-It-Yourself Lemon/Lime Vodka way too nut-clenchingly sour.
  10. Scared of own inevitable death.