Corey over at Life and Sins of a Human has expanded my thinking on the Lion Jesus vrs. Regular Jesus issue.
Here are the big differences:
- Lion Jesus has a mane; Regular Jesus has a beard (which isn’t near as hard to grow on your face).
- Lion Jesus eats gazelle; Regular Jesus ate himself at the last supper.
- Lion Jesus has 4 legs; Regular Jesus only has two.
- Lion Jesus has retracable claws; Regular Jesus only has finger nails.
- Lion Jesus starred in a way better movie than Regular Jesus.
[…] Fuck Jesus. Even Lion Jesus is cooler that Real Jesus. […]
Chris, I’m glad to see you too are headed down the path to Lion Jesus righteousness.
–corey helton