Kia

Why buy used when you can buy a Kia?

I dunno, here are some pretty good reasons:

1. Kias are pieces of shit
2. Kias are ugly as shit
3. Kias have shit for resale value
4. New Kias don’t have even close to the safety and reliability ratings that even 5-year old Honda’s have
5. You aren’t going to get into even the shittiest Kia for under 10 grand where you can easily find a nice clean Civic a few years old with under 40k miles for 7-8 grand.