Happy Festivus, and Merry Chrislist Eve!
And now for the airing of the grievances:
- I am disappointed with TiVo for dropping the ball so intensely on not having a stand alone HD DVR and not supporting OS X Tiger. Do they not realize that a lot of their original customer base are nerds and like to stay on the cutting edge?
- I am disappointed with all the television networks for their unbelievable ability to cancel great shows and replace them with total swill. For not having the confidence it takes to let a great show grow. If they always succumb to instant ratings-based decisions, pretty soon we will have a whole new lineup every season of 15-minute celebrity makeovers and dancing seizure robots
- I am disappointed in my boss, for not realizing my genius and showering me with raises and bonuses.
For my feat of strength, I will punch George W. Bush in the balls.