The personal website of Chris Coyier

Always Something

Man, oh, man. It’s always something, isn’t it?

Here are some things it might be:

  1. Dead car battery
  2. Tarantula bite on big toe
  3. Storm blocking Dish Network connection
  4. Took a couple in the shoulder
  5. Perp not talking
  6. He doesn’t love you anymore
  7. New owners going all corporate on you
  8. Born a small tortise, being attacked by seagulls on way to freedom in the sea
  9. Trapped in the racket and you can’t get out
  10. Tried to get out, pulled you right back in
  11. Woke up to find your car was in an accident and you may or may not have been driving