Man, oh, man. It’s always something, isn’t it?
Here are some things it might be:
- Dead car battery
- Tarantula bite on big toe
- Storm blocking Dish Network connection
- Took a couple in the shoulder
- Perp not talking
- He doesn’t love you anymore
- New owners going all corporate on you
- Born a small tortise, being attacked by seagulls on way to freedom in the sea
- Trapped in the racket and you can’t get out
- Tried to get out, pulled you right back in
- Woke up to find your car was in an accident and you may or may not have been driving