For pissing in the wind!

It’s always something isn’t it?

Here are some things it could be:

1. Have a stank snatch. (via Black Glenn)
2. Haven’t gotten W2 from shitty unorganized pizza company you worked for in Jan. ’05
3. House doesn’t smell enough like fresh laundry. (via Lifehacker)
4. Just bought RAZR V3c, and found out V3x is coming and is way cooler.
5. Wife stole seven grand from your secret storage locker and gave it to her mom, who is now blackmailing you for three more.
6. Stargate SG-1 just won’t die.
7. The worst day ever formula ([W + (D-d)] x TQ) ÷ (M x NA) has calculated today to be the worst day ever.