I Like That The Boat Is Stuck
It feels profoundly goofy to even discuss the big stuck boat. You can say those three words in any order and it will describe the situation:
Big stuck boat!
Boat BIG STUCK.
Big boat? Stuck.
Stuck boat BIG.
See? It’s great. There’s no way to phrase the fact of the boat being stuck that can miscommunicate the situation, or misrepresent it, or hide the reality of it, or maneuver it so it dehumanizes vulnerable people.
Hard to pick something to quote because the whole dang thing is ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️