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What if the Dead Kennedys did a bluegrass record? These would be the track titles: *Oh, wait, they really did do these.

As of today, I am writing for a website I have enjoyed since its launch late last year: FreshArrival (“One Amazingly Cool Thing, Every Weekday.”) I am very excited to be a part of it. Don’t worry I’ll still be comin’ at you live from here. Here are some super cool things that have been […]

From cNet: By the end of this year, the Air Force plans to conduct a first, fully loaded test flight of its Airborne Laser, a jumbo jet packed with gear designed to shoot down enemy missiles half a world away, at the speed of light. The ABL also packs a megawatt-class punch–it’s not exactly your […]

Homo Sapiens have existed for about 200,000 years. Other than the bit of milk from our mother’s teet, water was the only beverage mankind enjoyed. Sure, the juice from fruit and vegetables did their part to keep us hydrated, but water was the workhorse. Today, your average human might drink a glass of water a […]

Things Tech People Say In Casual Interviews: It was fun to do that. He’s an amazing person. He was able to ad lib and I think we spent a little over three hours and got it done. No. No. So, I think people have to [understand] what a open tool the internet is, despite any […]

According to KTVU.com, a huge block of ice fell from the sky leaving a 3-foot hole in the ground on Sunday. “It was totally amazing. … I saw this flash, like a streak. Then I saw this explosion, like a big boom! I came over and it (the field) was all covered with ice. Some […]

Frat boys, at least where I went to school, have a desire to veil their statements. What Frat Boys really means when they say “I just wanna go out and have a good time”: I’m want to go out to some bars and get liquored up I’m want to go out to some bars and […]

Associated Press: A Bengal tiger attacked and killed its owner at a former animal breeding business, the latest in a series of recent maulings involving captive exotic animals in the state….A 10-year-old boy was left partially paralyzed last summer after being attacked by a lion and tiger at a Little Falls residence. Last April, four […]

The Guardian Online reports: Doctors from London University have revealed details of what they believe is the largest amount of ecstasy ever consumed by a single person. Consultants from the addiction centre at St George’s Medical School, London, have published a case report of a British man estimated to have taken around 40,000 pills of […]

Associated Press: Apple Computer Inc. unveiled software Wednesday to help owners of its new Intel-based Macs run Microsoft Corp.’s rival Windows XP operating system, despite the computer maker’s insistence it won’t assist such efforts. I feel like I should be shocked, but at this point, if Apple says they absolutely aren’t going to do something, […]

I got a forwarded email from a friend today: Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this….Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours five people have prayed […]

“Hey, how was the band last night?”“They rocked.” There are so few alternatives to “rock” as a descriptive verb. Even talented banjo players very much rock. There have to be some alternatives, though. Slang can’t last forever, no matter how popular and ubiquitous. Here are some possible alternatives to rock, as suggested by my thesaurus […]

A couple of girls from Portage county in Ohio are facing criminal charges for making super mario brothers question-mark cubes out of cardboard and printed wrapping paper and hanging them around town. These super-cute ornaments “scared the dickins” out of the community, who thought them to be bombs. Even police chief Randall McCoy said they […]

I watched the mega popular documentary “Grizzly Man” this weekend. That guy was a crazy mo-fo. Not in a what a bad-ass way that you would expect, but in a did that guy just say he wishes he was born gay because it would be easier? way. Here are some of the preposterous things he […]

On Wednesday of next week, at two minutes and three seconds after 1:00 in the morning, the time and date will be 01:02:03 04/05/06. Here are some other times I’m looking forward to next week: Monday 04:59:59 pm Tuesday 03:26:04 pm Wednesday 69:69:69 pm (fourth-dimension only) Thursday Tooth Hurty pm Friday 11:11:11 am (I have […]

Mmmmmmm, abstract concepts. If you could taste the internet, what would it taste like? Curry Hot, Hot, Hot Metallic (ironic.) SPAM Sweaty Nerd Balls Sour Cream & Onion Burning Del.icio.us

The ol’ brain was really cooking last night with dreams. I got a little drunk which I’ve been trying not to do, which might have had something to do with it. Here are some things that only happen to me in dreams: I flirt with woman I can’t get electronic devices to work I bike […]