The personal website of Chris Coyier

Matrimonial Moneysaving

Weddings are seriously expensive. You could always go to Vegas, but even that involves airfare. Besides I always thought that was kind of cheating.

Here are some ways you could save money:

<ol>

    <li>Have your wedding cake be a pile of ding dongs</li>
    <li>Skip the booze, have the bar serve joints and orange soda</li>
    <li>Wear <a href="http://chrislists.net/?p=114">cowboy shirts</a> instead of expensive tuxes</li>
    <li>Start a bullshit "wedding consultant" business so you can write the whole thing off</li>
    <li>Not get married</li>

</ol>