Matrimonial Moneysaving

Weddings are seriously expensive. You could always go to Vegas, but even that involves airfare. Besides I always thought that was kind of cheating.

Here are some ways you could save money:

1. Have your wedding cake be a pile of ding dongs
2. Skip the booze, have the bar serve joints and orange soda
3. Wear cowboy shirts instead of expensive tuxes
4. Start a “wedding consultant” business so you can write the whole thing off
5. Not get married