Killing Spree

Associated Press:

A Bengal tiger attacked and killed its owner at a former animal breeding business, the latest in a series of recent maulings involving captive exotic animals in the state….A 10-year-old boy was left partially paralyzed last summer after being attacked by a lion and tiger at a Little Falls residence. Last April, four tigers attacked and wounded a 37-year-old woman in southeastern Minnesota.

That’s a pretty crazy killing spree.

Why are tigers so violent in Minnestoa?

  1. Sick of people talking about the parking problem at the Mall of America
  2. Weather not quite as balmy as Southern India
  3. Being a prisoner just isn’t their thing
  4. Disappointed that Midwestern Courtesty doesn’t apply to tigers
  5. Unleashing revenge on the people for electing Jesse Ventura
  6. Hungry
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