The personal website of Chris Coyier


Step 1: learn how to (somewhat) safely break a bottle over your head.

Step 2: try to impress your friends

Step 3: land in broken glass, but be too drunk to really notice that a piece of glass gets lodged in your wrist.

Step 4: nearly seven years later, get health insurance again. Go get it checked out. Yep, that’s a piece of glass in there.


Step 5: doctor says surgery options are pretty sucky and if it’s not mega painful just leave it alone.

Will do.