Wrist

Step 1: learn how to (somewhat) safely break a bottle over your head.

Step 2: try to impress your friends

Step 3: land in broken glass, but be too drunk to really notice that a piece of glass gets lodged in your wrist.

Step 4: nearly seven years later, get health insurance again. Go get it checked out. Yep, that’s a piece of glass in there.

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Step 5: doctor says surgery options are pretty sucky and if it’s not mega painful just leave it alone.

Will do.

4 responses to “Wrist”

  1. Tisha says:

    Foolish and foolhardy!

  2. Aaron Dowd says:

    Dude that totally made my night. LOLZ

  3. Jeff Penman says:

    I’m going to think of it as a hidden weapon. Like if you ever find yourself kidnapped and thrown into a space-pirate mining colony prison you’ll have that piece of glass to aid in your escape. Retrieval will be painful, but such is the life of a wrongly convicted space-pirate.

  4. Dale says:

    This made me happy.

    So very happy.

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