Step 1: learn how to (somewhat) safely break a bottle over your head.
Step 2: try to impress your friends
Step 3: land in broken glass, but be too drunk to really notice that a piece of glass gets lodged in your wrist.
Step 4: nearly seven years later, get health insurance again. Go get it checked out. Yep, that’s a piece of glass in there.
Step 5: doctor says surgery options are pretty sucky and if it’s not mega painful just leave it alone.
Will do.
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Foolish and foolhardy!
Dude that totally made my night. LOLZ
I’m going to think of it as a hidden weapon. Like if you ever find yourself kidnapped and thrown into a space-pirate mining colony prison you’ll have that piece of glass to aid in your escape. Retrieval will be painful, but such is the life of a wrongly convicted space-pirate.
This made me happy.
So very happy.