Best Email Ever

I’m republishing it in full, because I keep reading it over and over and LOLing.

Dear Webmaster,
My name is Aaron and I have a website SubmitaDouche.com. I recently came across your website and I really like your website. I have a website on a related subject and I think it might be of interest to your website visitors. It’s Submit a Douche at http://submitadouche.com/. Our page provides Douchbags, douchebag photos, douchebag videos and lots more. If you like our site, we would be willing to provide a link to your web site on our page if you would be willing to do the same. Or, if you would rather, we could provide favorable blog posts or reviews regarding your site in exchange for a link. If you would be interested in linking to us or have any questions regarding our site please contact me. Thanks for your time.

Aaron Evans
http://submitadouche.com/

I’m thinking of taking a screenshot of the email and submitting it to the website.


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17 responses to “Best Email Ever”

  1. Felix says:

    Haha =)

    “Our page provides Douchbags, douchebag photos, douchebag videos and lots more.”

  2. Alex says:

    You should submit it to the website! :D

  3. Ben Jacob says:

    “… I have a website on a related subject and I think it might be of interest to your website visitors…”

    What !? Designers are Douchbags ?! :D

  4. Stephen says:

    Now that you posted here he’s obligated to post about you there. HAHAHA is that win win or lose lose?

  5. Tom g says:

    Wow.
    I went to the Site.
    Never realized the competitive landscape of douchebag sites. Apparemtly there is quite a rivalry for who lays claim fofor supremacy in the douchebag arena.

    That is truly “art” imitating life.

  6. Sounds like someone’s been reading up on some seo bullshit.

  7. Maio says:

    Lol!

    is that Douchbags is Gay community site? :D

  8. Hamza Oza says:

    I hope he knows what douchebag means or he will be in for a real shock!

  9. Rajeesh says:

    ha ha….
    Tats to protect the designs/development from drained away?

  10. Sumit Paul says:

    That’s a very formal letter! I don’t think I’ve seen one of those in years!

  11. Morz Design says:

    It’s funny. What is Aaron thinking? :P

  12. I’m almost tempted to see what the site is actually about, but I don’t feel like having a virus today. Maybe tomorrow.

  13. Jesse says:

    Bro is just trying to get some links and shit. Its a douche eat douche in the competitive world of submitting a douche.

  14. Aaron Evans says:

    wow I just read the email. Doesn’t make too much sense does it:) I’ll have a talk with my SEO team.

  15. Haha, oh my….Just submit it to all of the other douche bag websites out there :)

  16. Kartik Iyer says:

    LMAO! :D
    Nice idea…
    I’m planning to send a similar mail to Google.

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