PLEASE DO IT FOR ME AND I’LL DO IT FOR YOU

I got a forwarded email from a friend today:

Take 60 seconds and give this a shot! All you do is simply say the following small prayer for the person who sent you this….Then send it on to five other people, including the one who sent it to you. Within hours five people have prayed for you, and you will have caused a multitude of people to pray for other people. Then sit back and watch the power of God work in your life.

Reasons why this is the best email ever:

1. One of four animated .GIFs is of Jesus leaning up against the world “Welcome” and sparkling intensely
2. Christianity is resorting to pyramid schemes to get people to pray
3. The last line of the email is “P. S. Five is good, but more is better.” which reminds me of Bukkake
4. The font in the email is “Comic Sans”
5. One of the emails it was forwarded to was: joeynkim69@…