Girly Man
I watched the mega popular documentary “Grizzly Man” this weekend. That guy was a crazy mo-fo. Not in a what a bad-ass way that you would expect, but in a did that guy just say he wishes he was born gay because it would be easier? way.
Here are some of the preposterous things he believed:
- That he was protecting the bears
- That he was conducting scientific research
- It would have been easier if he was gay because he could just go to truckstops
- That a smiley face drawn on a rock was a warning from someone trying to kill him
- That the park policies of staying 100 yards away from bears and having to move your camp every seven days were bullshit
- That it mattered in some way what color bandanna he was wearing
- That he was cool