Back, Hippie! GET BACK!

You can’t go to the grocery store around here without a few hippies asking if you “just wanna talk”. They want to tell you all about global warming and if how you should sign up right now (and give them twenty dollars) to support their cause. If you tell them you’d like to research this a bit more and get back to them, that’s like spitting in their face. If they really, truly cared about the environment, wouldn’t they be pleased to know that I was going to do some research on the subject and enlighten myself? Boy, I really seem to get the feeling that that twenty dollars means a lot more to them than the information they were giving me.

I’ll tell you what, hippies. I too want this world to be a better place. I dream of a world where global warming is reversed and there are no more god damn people bothering me when I stop in for milk. Maybe next time I’ll pick up some organic pepper spray.

(I’m actually in quite a good mood today, I don’t mean to be all negative, but I’ve just been meaning to blog about these damn hippies for a while now)


  1. Edwin says:

    And my wish is that you don’t curse anymore… thank you ;)

  2. Tim Wright says:

    I’m officially requesting more swears

  3. Chris says:

    Chris in the UK you get these fuckers all over the place especially around oxford street etc in london, and if you dont give them some cash, they look at you like you’ve just broke in their house and pissed on their kids!

  4. Chris Coyier says:

    Ha, thanks Tim. I officially reserve the right to say whatever the (shit) I want to on my personal blog. It the one place I have online I have for this.

  5. Get those hippies! Yeah they can be pretty annoying. Glad that someone else feels my pain. ;)

  6. John says:

    Haven’t you heard of “Business Hippies”?

    Watch Harold and Kumar go to Whitecastle.

  7. Hippie Joe says:

    You got something against hippies?