An Open Letter to Design Students

Do you have any drugs? I can’t buy drugs anymore because I’m like 100 and look like a cop. You probably have hip friends (do people still say ~hip~??) and can get all the good stuff. See I just said “good stuff” like a one hundred years old person. But seriously I bet you can […]

A Layman’s Guide to Facebook

Thinking it’s about time to get on Facebook? Here’s my pragmatic guide!! Go to Facebook.com and sign up. Facebook will guide you through the whole process. It’s their business to make it very easy to do. Imagine the kind of people who sign up for Facebook. I was once at Mt. Rushmore and overheard someone […]

Life in Milwaukee

Life! My girlfriend Miranda has moved in with me as of February. That’s a first for me. Aside from smashing our houses together, we’ve been improving it as well. We did some minor landscaping work in our backyard. We also just finished up some major landscaping in the front yard with Hill & Valley landscaping. […]