It’s always something, isn’t it? Here are some things it could be: Turns out “cat paths” actually decreased value of home Fucking razor blades fucking expensive Desire for fulfilling, rewarding, and encompassing career unrealized Patience waning Pimple on ass Saw Sales Professional for details
It’s always something isn’t it? Here are some things it could be: They are just doing a little cutting next door Road closures turning daily commute of 5 miles into 15 miles Knee hurts Just because parents march there every year doesn’t mean you have to (Penguins only) Accidentally bought fat-free cream cheese Facing murder […]
It’s always something, isn’t it? Here are some things it could be: Wish could afford the new Intel Mac Mini, but cannot Landslide of mud has destroyed home, which was also made from mud New all-vegetable diet wreaking havoc on digestive system Lost to Canada in final game of Wheelchair Rugby Olympics Top 10 things […]
It’s always something, isn’t it? Here are some things it could be: Just when you thought Winter’s grasp was loosening, you wake up to a 4-foot snow drift on your door step You met her, talked to her, got her all the way back to your house, but you just couldn’t seal the deal, could […]
Locals in Whitewater, WI were disappointed to discover that the recently unveiled lazy river at the Aquatic Center was constructed rather lazily. “The track is only maybe 15 feet in full circumference,” a heartbroken 280 lb man explained. “I can reach all the way around both bends if I stick my feet and arms out.” […]
Fricking Fracking Razzle Tazzle. It’s always something isn’t it? Here are 10 things it could be: Even the T1 at work is too suck-slow for doing your taxes. Found human ear in walk through industrial park. Upon launching personal investigation, got sucked into bizarre love triangle involving huffing helium, punching, and gratuitous use of the […]
One hour of my workday yesterday was spent NOT in a meeting. I thought I was going crazy. I even went to the exact same meeting twice in a row. When you are trapped in a boring meeting, you can always space out, but it’s nicer to get a good daydream going. Here is some […]
It’s always something isn’t it? Here are some things it could be: Have a stank snatch. (via Black Glenn) Haven’t gotten W2 from shitty unorganized pizza company you worked for in Jan. ’05 House doesn’t smell enough like fresh laundry. (via Lifehacker) Just bought RAZR V3c, and found out V3x is coming and is way […]
Cor Blimey! It’s always something isn’t it? Here are some things it could be: Screwed up the first number on your daily Su-Do-Ku puzzle Can’t keep flies off face in last seconds of life Got outbid at last second on sweet new 50″ plasma Over-the-counter dandruff shampoo isn’t cutting it Didn’t cut deep enough Made […]