Futurama S2E17

[Bender & Fry at Army Recruiting Office]

Bender: Hello! We’re here because we, uh, love our planet.

[Bender & Fry snickering]

Army Guy: Sign here on the dotted line patriots, and I’ll give you your discount card.

Fry: Just out of curiosity, we can use the cards to buy gum, then immediately quit the army, right?

Bender: You know, playing you all for chumps?

Army Guy: Correct. There are no obligations.

[Bender & Fry snickering & signing]

Army Guy: Unless of course, war were declared.

[Alarms blaring]

Fry: What’s that?

Army guy: War were declared.


That’s just funny language stuff right there.

I found it interesting that “Chat” is one of the standard “Post Formats” in WordPress and figured I’d play with it. I’ve enabled Post Formats to use on this site as it seemed like a fun idea, but I’m not sure it’s terribly useful.

One response to “Futurama S2E17”

  1. Ethan says:

    The line “war were declared” is very frequently quoted in our house. That episode’s just so, so good.

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