A Fundraising Email from the Galactic Senate Majority Leader

Kevin Lutz at McSweeny’s:

Now, you may be saying, “Aren’t you the party in power? Didn’t we already elect YOU? Shouldn’t YOU be doing something?”

Yes, and I couldn’t be prouder to represent you in this fight. But I need you to understand three critical things:

1. Senator Palpatine needs to flip just FIVE seats to take back power.

2. Senator Palpatine is currently destroying our galaxy with little to no opposition.

3. And just yesterday I unveiled my list of twelve candidates in the upcoming election who have the BEST chance of EXPANDING our majority in the Galactic Senate.