Talking about Inbox Zero Kind of Makes You Sound Like a Douche Bag

Ooooooooh look at me I get so many emails that I have to develop a special system that is only for other elite organizational gurus like me. But really, I was just looking for an excuse to tell as many people as I can about how much email I get because it makes my nipples hard.

Man, that shit bugs me.

Especially when the technique ends up being

  1. Open email.
  2. Deal with it.
  3. Move to next email.

8 responses to “Talking about Inbox Zero Kind of Makes You Sound Like a Douche Bag”

  1. Jessi Hance says:

    Wow, when you put it like that, it does seem a bit obvious. But it really has been a revelation to some folks. If only you had formulated it first, then you could have had fame and fortune!

  2. Mike Dedmon says:

    Pretentious jerks…


  3. Corey Dutson says:

    “makes my nipples hard” is not a phrase I would have ever expected to read here. I should have though.

    Thank you for this post, it’s made my day.

  4. kyle says:

    In the Getting Things Done, where this “Inbox Zero” is derived from – “inbox” is more than just email, it’s your entire “inbox” of things to do and process. That said, I think a lot of people do use it to refer only to their e-mail inbox.

  5. Dan B. Lee says:

    This here’s why I subscribe. Thanks Chris.

  6. John says:

    It makes my nipples hard.


  7. Ionut Popa says:

    nicely put!

  8. James McWhorter says:

    Still laughing!

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