The highly anticipated debut of TomKat’s baby finally took place last night. There was few controversial media frenzies during the pregnancy. One involving Cruise requiring Katie (as well as all the doctors and nurses) to be silent during the delivery and another when Cruise told GQ he we be eating the placenta. Of course, both of these things made we want to punch him even harder than after I watched Vanilla Sky.

They named the child Suri, which means “pickpocket” in Japanese and “I’m so deep and fucking cultural you’ll never understand me” in Hollynglish.

What other names were the famous couple considering?


    <li>Thomas Cruise Mapother V</li>
    <li>Mission Impossibilly</li>
    <li>Lt. Pete 'Maverick' Mitchell II</li>
    <li>Moon Unit</li>
    <li>Little Ricky 2</li>
    <li>This One Isa Not Adopted</li>


3 responses to “Suri”

  1. Zervas says:

    So they named the little bastard Suri. I don’t know how to pronounce Suri, but I’m going to assume it’s said the same way as Surrey. Being in Canada the other day I came across some BC slang. “Surrey girl — an extremely derisive reference, but widespread in humour in BC’s Lower Mainland, with an accompanying body of extremely sexist and classist jokes imputing a certain kind of “loose” lifestyle and “white trash” culture.” says wikipedia.
    Ok, so the slang is local to lower BC which is pretty much vancouver and surrounding cities but the thing is Vancouver is refered to as Hollywood North and tons of movies are shot up there. So Tom Cruise probably has shot movies in Vancouver and probably will again, were in the local dialect he named his daughter “white-trash slut”. Good ole celebritrash and their silly kid names.

  2. chriscoyier says:

    White trash riddles this name. I heard it also means “rose” in some language – which is an exceedingly white trash name. It also goes to show how “in touch” Tom Cruise is with local culture. Nobody would name their child Suri if they knew that it meant loose white trash in some areas, unless they just didn’t know.

  3. Zervas says:

    oh, this is too good.
    So, Tom Cruise thinks Suri means princess in Hebrew, it doesn’t. This is even better than britney spears’ tattoos, as least she can get those lasered off.

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