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The United State of Wal-Mart

Wal-Mart is attempting to open it’s own line of banks inside it’s stores nationwide. They say they aren’t trying to compete with local community banks and aren’t interested in consumer lending. Sure… They weren’t interested in competing with local grocery stores or local pharmacies either.

<h3>What other businesses is Wal-Mart thinking about getting into?</h3>


    <li>Wal-Mart is considering pulling their health care plans from management positions and offering the plans to Wal-Mart Super Shoppers (People spending $5,000 or more yearly)</li>
    <li>In an effort to continue their growth and expand into new markets, Wal-Mart will begin selling Wal-Marts in their stores later this year. The kits come with 680,000 tons of brick and mortar and little capsules that turn into mexican workers when you soak them in water</li>
    <li>With more and more Wal-Marts going 24-hours, competition has grown to include Emergency Rooms and Porn Shops. Wal-Mart has plans to offer both sometime in the fourth quarter of 2007</li>
    <li>Wal-Mart is considering running for Governor of Illinois</li>