February 2006

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( outraged scream )

Fricking Fracking Razzle Tazzle. It’s always something isn’t it? Here are 10 things it could be: Even the T1 at work is too suck-slow for doing your taxes. Found human ear in walk through industrial park. Upon launching personal investigation, got sucked into bizarre love triangle involving huffing helium, punching, and gratuitous use of the […]

Guns save life

Driving the East-West interstate across Illinois into Indiana is quite the introduction to the Bible Belt. There is a slew of hilarious Jesus billboards and a lot of pro-gun signs. The signs usually tell some kind of short story and then end with “Guns save life.” There are are three ways to interpret this: Multiple […]

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