The personal website of Chris Coyier

Dale The Whale?

Saw this on Sploid.

<h3>How to commit murder and not hang:</h3>


    <li>Shoot two women point blank during a bank robbery</li>
    <li>Go to prison</li>
    <li>Get super fat</li>
    <li>Have execution cancelled twice because it's cruel and unusual punishment to hang someone that is very fat since it will decapitate them</li>
    <li>Die of Hepititus C anyway</li>