The personal website of Chris Coyier

Always Something

For crying in the wind, it’s always something isn’t it?

Here are some things it might be:

  1. Have gone to store three times and forgot to buy soap three times
  2. Lost favorite kick ass Firefly shirt
  3. Fucking burn won’t just heal
  4. Eaten alive by millions of ants (South America only)
  5. Have to kill big dumb friend before the townsfolk find him
  6. Change in cupholder all sticky and gross
  7. Trapped in closet with crazy robot who is practicin’ his stabbin’
  8. Pooping reindeer toy all out of poop candy
  9. Post-it note keeps falling off monitor
  10. Really need a relationship but are fat nerd