I Love Email

I wrote a post on CSS-Tricks one time called “Moving Boxes“. I now show up in Google fairly high for this search, and ever since, I get awesome emails like this:

HELLO C/S
I WANT TO ORDER YOUR MOVING BOXES,BELOW IS THE TYPE OF THE MOVING BOXES THAT I WILL LIKE TO ORDER. 4.5 cubic ft 24x18x18 INCHES BOXES AND I WILL NEED THE LARGE MOVING BOXES .AM DONATING THIS TO THE ROYAL ORPHANAGES HOME SO PLEASE GIVE ME THE TOTAL PRICE OF THAT 500PIECES OF THAT MOVING BOXES DONT ADD THE SHIPPING TO IT I WILL HANDLE THE SHIPPING MY SELF OK AND FOR THE PAYMENT I WILL LIKE TO PAY VIA MY MASTER CREDIT CARD FOR THE CHARGES OF THE 500 PIECES OF THAT MOVING BOXES OK SO I WILL LOOK FORWARD TO SEE THE TOTAL PRICE, BYE FOR NOW…PLEASE DO ADD YOUR FULL NAME AND YOUR PHONE NUMBER WHEN REPLYING ME.
REGARDS..

Comments

  1. josh says:

    all the grammar skills of nigerian scammer.

  2. SAiNT says:

    it’s time to start a new business :))